This is a problem that most college scholars can't figure out, but when the same problem is asked to a room full of kindergarteners, almost all of them get it right.
This is how it goes. DON'T SCROLL DOWN TO SEE THE NEXT QUESTION BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING AT!!!
1. How do you get and elephant in a fridge?
You open the door and put the elephant in the frige.
2. How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
You open the door, take the elephant out and put the giraffe in. Then the Lion King calls for a meeting that all the animals in the kingdom attend.
3. Now your trying to cross a river that's infested with flesh-eating crocodiles. Now how do you get across?
You get into the river and swim across, because all of the crocodiles are at the kingdom meeting. Did that get you?


| Impossible to Please |
| A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a
sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and
husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." |